I Love Coke Zero Now

Thanks, Europe

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There are a lot of terrible things about Europe.

It’s not dirty in many places but somehow you can never find a trash can. Or if you do it’s so tiny, you feel like you’re wasting your time.

So now you got a bunch of trash from driving in a van all around Europe, you want to throw it away because you’re a good person, and you can’t because you’re in Europe and they only have small trashcans.

Everything is small in Europe. I’m in the northeastern United States right now — and you can tell this is where the Brits first settled. I was literally in Plymouth earlier, at Plymouth rock. It’s a small rock and should hold no significance at all.

But it’s small so it matters to Europeans. But it doesn’t mean shit to Americans.

We were standing there and this girl comes up and says, “Welp, it’s a rock.” And she was so right.

One thing Europe does right is Coke Zero.

We have Coke Zero in the States, but I feel like I didn’t really know much about it. Like, I knew about it, but I didn’t know about it, you know?

European gas stations are weird because they’re all kind of cool. You go to a gas station in Northern Spain, or Southern France (it’s all the same), and you see a cool mountain and then…